Everyone takes a selfie now and then, in fact the official estimate is 93 million selfies taken every day.
If you look like this there is probably someone watching and thinking not so nice things about you. Occasionally you can catch them in the act of thinking.
Thinking "Beatch" would be apt from someone jealous or envious and not as well endowed.
Go to any beach anywhere in the world and someone will be playing ball
Sometimes playing ball means bringing one to the beach but for some lucky people bringing a ball is all a matter of nature
This is why to most men preparing for the Summer Beach Season means buying a new pair of Mirrored Sunglasses
The true test of a Gentleman: Opening a Car Door for a Lady? Walking closest to the curb protecting a Lady in case a passing Cab splashes through a puddle?
We think that the benchmark indication of a True Gentleman is the willingness to help a Lady, no matter the situation.
In this situation a True Gentleman will offer to adjust the Ladies attire ensuring that the Ladies modesty remains intact.
A picture can often speak a thousand words, we know this to be true
We spent some time studying this image before we realized that what we were seeing is actually an optical illusion
Safety first! Never go on the water without a good life jacket. The best kind inflate automatically
We have discussed this picture at length and have made a final decision as to what is going on here
This poor young lady is in need of a Boy Scout with a good knowledge of Knots. A Reef Knot isn't hard to tie but this fine Lady with the Six Pack is having a hard time.
Loosing control and scared to let it out? No, she just needs a Boy Scout, or better still an Eagle Scout ... or a Marine, a Soldier, a Sailor ....
We loose our clothes and sometimes we loose our inhibitions when we go to the beach
What puts us off most at the beach could be the general lack of manners on the part of some ladies. Some think it is acceptable to attack an innocent young man who otherwise would be content to hang out with friends and enjoy the sun
This woman is savagely ripping the poor young man's face off with her teeth while eating his hand. Terrible thing to see.
Only female Mosquitoes bite, so maybe only male Sharks bite?
If this is true and Sharks are a little homophobic, perhaps this could be the 'wave' (pun intended) of the future. Protect yourself from homophobic Sharks with the new Dickaboard
You have to admire the courage of this surfer, not only going to the beach to brave Sharks but taking her own dick along
We all know that this guy has more in mind than just a day on the beach
Truly this is not a good explanation of how to get the girl. The kind of score this dude is about to make isn't going to end with a cuddle and a kiss goodnight
He'd been entertaining her all day with stories of his Soccer prowess, then it was time to score.
"Hey Hey we're the Monkeys and people say we Monkey around"
If you remember the song you are older than you thought! Monkeying around on the beach is fine but taking it literally is a group of fine ladies one of whom doesn't simian to mind getting down ... if you know what we mean
Somewhere around here we have dogs on the beach, so why not a Monkey
There's a lawsuit here in case you skinny people hadn't noticed
Whoever sold this guy such a small seat should be held accountable for this beachin' embarrASSment. If he gets a large sized Judge on his side he would get a good judgement against the supplier
Please don't be judgemental folks, at least he isn't wearing a Speedo!
We analyzed this picture for a long time before we decided what it was about. We love analyzing pictures.
Have you ever heard a cry for help from someone in the water? This is what Lifeguards dream about although we think that if this lady called for help someone would arrive long before the Lifeguard got out of his chair.
Something touched my foot! Help! Get it off! You'd volunteer, don't deny it.
It's amazing what we find in the water isn't it? All sorts of fun stuff just floating around.
Yuck! Yuck! There I was sitting by the pool when suddenly a Dolphin popped out of the water besides me. No wait! That's not a Dolphin. Dolphins don't have those wonderful looking bumps.
Oh come on, don't blame us. We would be staring down her cleavage too.